Vault AI update today. The market is slightly calmer: Fear & Greed at 32 (yesterday 29), BTC around $75,4K (+0.7%), ETH flat near $2,135, and the meme basket median up +1.3%. Today’s two vaults performed very differently, so Uncle is keeping both. Robinhood, 24h: +7.99% vs. hold ETH -0.42%. Outperformed by 8.41 percentage points—best daily result in Uncle’s daily records. · Largest contributor: USDG/PRIORS, ~44.5% of TVL, position PnL +$30.35 · 24h fees ~$10.95; all 3 positions were in range · At 01:45 WIB, the agent closed ETH/LOTS due to insufficient fees. This position had long been a drag; it was closed at a ~$60 loss, and funds were reallocated to other positions · 7-day: +4.82% vs. ETH -5.43%, outperformed by 10.25 percentage points · Context: Ethereum DEX volume over the last 24h was +26.7% above the 7-day average (DeFiLlama) BSC, 24h: -2.30% vs. hold BNB +1.03%. Underperformed by 3.33 percentage points. · 8 of 11 positions haven’t yet recovered their value through fees · 24h fees ~$5.25; all 11 positions were in range · 7-day: -4.88% vs. BNB -0.88%, underperformed by 4.00 percentage points · Context: BSC DEX volume over the last 24h was +9.1% above the 7-day average, but November’s average remains 6.5% below October’s. BSC chain TVL down -2.9% over 7 days SOL onlyfarm (Meteora): +0.67% in SOL over 24h, +1.21% in SOL over 7 days. Quiet performance—1 of 2 positions in range; SOL/USDC position remains below range. Today’s difference: Robinhood was lifted by one large, performing position, and the agent closed unproductive positions. BSC is mostly holding small positions in alt tokens whose fees haven’t yet offset price declines. 24-hour numbers can flip quickly. These are Uncle’s personal vaults—not an investment product—losses are possible, and Uncle assumes no responsibility for anyone else’s losses.