stonkbrokers just quietly announced the first options market in crypto where lp's can't get rugged by a liquidation cascade, and the mechanics are actually insane. stormm is a uniswap v4 hook that turns concentrated liquidity into an options market maker. deposit ethereum:native as puts, deposit $NVDA as calls, pick your strike range and your duration. the position pays you three ways at once > normal lp fees from trading inside your range > premiums from options buyers who pay to reserve your liquidity as a strike > stock token dividends stacked on top, while the position auto resets after every expiry so you never manually rebalance but thats not even the part that actually matters: > every options position mints as an nft, long boi for calls,shorty for puts, both tradeable on the open market before expiry > theres an easy mode where you just type a price and a date and it executes the trade for you, no strike math required > buyers can never get liquidated, worst case they lose the premium, thats a structurally different risk profile than every perp exchange in crypto right now stacked roadmap lined up: > leverage machine ships september > five special projects with blue chip nft teams, routed through anvil amm > ico boost pot pushing toward $1m > a $1m twap buy off that pot, routed through @MancerXYZ, once it fills this is the first time ive seen someone actually try to make options as easy to use as a fomo buy button. if it works the way its written, this is the primitive that finally makes stock tokens behave like a genuinely better product instead of just a wrapped stock clock the f in solana:92LKNLj4aU9sjUKkgH5mQCuQTPSr42HwF2QrdWDApump