If you're asking who the most popular meme trader on X recently is, I might say it's "Kuzuo P Xiaojiang."
In a live stream on January 13, 2026, he earned $78,400 in a single day, becoming a hot figure on X and rising to the top as the new "Champ of the Meme Trader KOLs." A meme coin with his name was even created.
"Patient P Rookie" from the Golden Toad Group has a deep understanding of meme culture itself. More importantly, he spent nearly a year watching live streams of foreign traders to learn "dog fighting" (i.e., aggressive trading tactics). For example, his Twitter monitoring techniques were "taught" to him by Solana's top trader @clukzSOL. Now, "Patient P Rookie" has transplanted these methodologies into the BNB memecoin market. Through a process of evolving from simple imitation to developing his own unique style, he has continuously optimized his hardware setup, tool parameters, and psychological resilience.
A ZOWIE 600Hz monitor and a newly replaced Razer mouse—these are the most common tools for "Kuzuo P Xiaojiang." For him, who sits in front of the blockchain for over 12 hours every day, these items are practically more frequently used and familiar than his bed.
The computer configuration for the young general sitting idly (p)
Recently, when the editor was chatting with a friend about memecoins, the friend said something very vivid: "In the past, playing with memes was like a bare-fisted brawl, but now, those who remain in the market are all wearing level-three helmets and level-three armor; ordinary people who just land in the battlefield will be headshot and eliminated immediately."
This phrase fits the "patient p small general" perfectly. However, good equipment is just the foundation; what truly sets him apart is a systematic and comprehensive approach to operations.
However, having good equipment alone isn't enough to make him a recent star trader. What truly sets him apart is his approach to trading on the BNB chain, and some details of this can be captured in his live streams.
Firstly, the editor noticed that "Kuzuo P Junior" has a strong monitoring system, including monitoring on Web2 platforms such as Weibo and WeChat official accounts, allowing them to respond to major hot topics immediately. Additionally, their social media monitoring on the GMGN platform enables them to access overseas information sources and insights within the Web3 industry.
Screenshot from the live stream of "Kuzuo p Young General"
The GMGN platform is his core trading tool. By customizing keyboard shortcuts and optimizing parameters, he has integrated functions such as address monitoring, social media tracking, and contract security checks into a unified interface.
At the hardware level, as mentioned earlier, a Zowie 600Hz refresh rate monitor paired with a Razer high-performance gaming mouse provides a crucial advantage in the millisecond-level competition on the BNB chain, thanks to FPS-level response speeds. Equally important is the network speed, which is a key factor in capturing golden dogs (a metaphor for profitable opportunities). The network environment of "Kuzuo p xiangjiang" is optimized through routers and dedicated lines (VPN services), ensuring the lowest latency connection to blockchain nodes.
The GMGN delay of "Kuzuo p junior" is only over 20 milliseconds, a figure much lower than that of ordinary retail investors, allowing him to capture information more quickly. When many hot topics emerge, he rushes to the first plate, and generally speaking, the first plate is always the fastest to move.
During the golden hours of new token launches on the BNB chain, "the patient p little general" usually completes a purchase within 5 seconds. Many people wonder, "After buying, does he watch the K-line chart?" In fact, before this question is even finished, "the patient p little general" has already started preparing to sell.
In other words, he completed the entire process from building a position to closing it out within 48 to 61 seconds. This "blitzkrieg" strategy specifically targets the brief price surge window right after a new coin's listing.
Contrary to what most people might guess, the "P-Seat Sniper," who spends 12 hours a day on-chain, doesn't chase every narrative. In one hour, he typically captures only about two major hot trends and one minor one, and he sells immediately without being greedy. Most of his time is spent sitting idle, waiting for opportunities. The "P-Seat Sniper" typically invests 5.1 BNB (approximately $1,500–$2,000) per trade. Considering his profit of $430,000 over 30 days, this is a relatively conservative allocation.
Why use small position sizes? Because when facing potential "pixiu" (wealth-gathering) tokens or liquidity exhaustion, small positions can effectively control individual losses. Data shows that on October 27, 2025, he liquidated all his "meme coins" and heavily invested $300,000 into a "pixiu" token, indicating that when he identifies a promising target, he significantly increases his position size. However, for regular "sniper" trading, he maintains a small and frequent trading approach.
His strategy is small position sizes with high frequency. He can execute 10 to 50 snipe operations within a single trading day, each targeting different newly launched tokens. By operating at high frequency, he accumulates profits while diversifying risks. Of course, "Kuzuo P Xiaojiang" (literally "Sitting Still P Little General") also experiences losses at times, as slippage with small capital is a hurdle. Therefore, he sets a 100% slippage tolerance, raises the gas fee to 999, and enables anti-sandwich protection.
This is the daily life of the "P-Seat Cadet."
Although many people are still blaming the meme market for mutual attacks after watching the live stream of "Ku Zu P Xiao Jiang," "Ku Zu P Xiao Jiang" has already made a profit of 430,000 in 30 days.