#bluesnews - crypto and stock news with my views! GM if you want crypto to go to the moon but you want to buy it cheaply as well! 🤣 It’s Good Friday down under. With Easter Monday we have a super long weekend where people keep giving me chocolate eggs. Then you throw in this perfect fall weather with beautiful blue skies. Is this heaven? 😆. If you need me I’ll be at the beach. 😎 It’s time for me to take a look around and see wtf happened overnight. 👀 The US stock market surged overnight. Wait. No. It climbed one bees dick 🐝🍆. That is up 0.1%. 🥱 AMC jumped 9%. What timing! Project Hail Mary has been a Hail Mary for AMC. It pumped revenue and that helped them extend their 420m credit facility. Nokia jumped 7% overnight. InfiniG launches industry first mobile coverage platform with Nokia carrier class infrastructure. Nothing else moved more than 5%. In commodities 🏆🪙🌾🥫🛢️ Cocoa, gold, and silver fell 3%. Oil was up 8%. The #crypto market cap fell 1.6% to 2.4T. Bitcoin is down 1.7% to 67k. It traded to 69k, then back to 66k, and looks like it is bouncing back up again. RSI has turn and the stochastic has bottomed. We should see 68k again and then we reevaluate. Ethereum is down 3.7% to 2.06k. BnB is the biggest loser of the big guns down 4.5%. Link was down 3.5%. The biggest mover rn is lilpepe up 423,000 % in the last 24h. Why did I not hear about this? Why was no one tweeting about this? 😭 The biggest loser rn is uniswap down 11%. All the news seems to be positive. 😭 WTF is trending rn: 1. Pam Bondi political buzz surges with heated debates viral memes and intense speculation over her latest controversial moves dominating US feeds nationwide. 2. Artemis II moon mission sparks massive NASA excitement astronaut stories and deep space exploration hype across American science communities online. 3. Pooh Shiesty rap discussions explode with viral music reactions release hype and passionate hip hop fan debates captivating US audiences everywhere. 4. ピンクムーン pink moon astronomy events ignite stunning sky photos lunar viewing tips and cosmic wonder buzzing through Japanese and Asian feeds worldwide. 5. サマソニ Summer Sonic festival announcements deliver exciting lineup reveals artist predictions and passionate music fan reactions across Japan internationally. In nocoiner news: Trump fires attorney general Pam Bondi after mounting frustration with her performance. Especially the slow release of the Epstein files. Rapper Pooh Shiesty arrested with 7 others. Charged with robbery and kidnapping. Judge tosses Blake livelys sexual harassment claims against Justin Baldoni. NASA launches astronauts on historic moon flight. Why is it historic? Have we not been there before? French president hits back after trump mocks the way his wife treats him. In #cryptonews: According to Bloomberg, coinbase has received preliminary approval from OCC to establish a national trust bank. Polymarket launches predictive toolkit for journalists. Strive and Tuttle file for leveraged bitcoin etf. 🔥 Nikita Bier says large accounts (10k plus) that launch memecoins without crypto history will face verification. Polymarket expands into equities and commodities with Pyth price feed. That’s enough from me. It’s time to get out of the basement and touch grass. The summary is stocks flat, crypto down, metals down, and oil up. So horrible. 😱 I do like the idea of a leveraged bitcoin etf. When bitcoin goes sub 50k imma gonna load up. 💛⭐️ Enjoy your weekend (especially if it is long) but remember “the grind don’t stop”. But first coffee ☕️ 💙blue