"I only made a mistake that many men in the world make." Reality is far more unhinged than FinTwit memes. You can design the world's most sophisticated silicon architecture, secure every supply chain parameter, and build a $4T compute moat. None of it matters when the root exploit is basic biological social engineering. Jensen sends an emergency memo admitting to an extramarital affair with an alleged Chinese intelligence asset, and Nvidia's board scrambles to launch an independent probe over national security exposure. Forget side-channel attacks and quantum threat vectors. The oldest honeypot in human history remains unpatchable.