Crypto in 2026 is hilarious. We somehow went from: “Remove the middleman.” To: “Please Mr. centralized company, may I access my decentralized assets?” 😂 CEO. Foundation. Admin keys. Freeze functions. Blacklists. Permissioned frontends. And somewhere underneath all that shit, the original idea is still alive: You hold the keys. Code executes. Nobody gets to decide whether you're allowed to transact. That's the part of crypto I’m betting on. Not because it's trendy. Because if we rebuild the exact financial system we wanted to escape… What the fuck was the point? Self-custody isn't a feature. Permissionlessness isn't marketing. Decentralization isn't a buzzword. They're the whole damn reason we're here.