yeah so this is insane >be jensen huang >start as a busboy at denny's >build a $4.5T company >spend the past year lobbying washington to loosen chip export controls >plot twist >us intel says your "close relationship" is a chinese spy >recruited by china's ministry of state security >she's an exec at megaspeed, an nvidia customer >megaspeed's malaysian unit reportedly bought $4.8B of nvidia gear >investigators found the gear still in boxes >oct 29: nyt drops the story >you: "completely normal and not unusual" >sure jensen >3 house chairmen want you in a closed-door briefing nov 18 >nov 6: ft says "romantic relationship" >nov 8: email to all nvidia staff >"I was unfaithful to my wife" >your own board opens an investigation into you >$NVDA -13.3% since the first story >no public evidence you knowingly helped anyone >the girl is actually mid you couldn't write a better movie script