$3,000 for a chair that just… sits there. No recline. No massage. No heat. No cup holder. Not even a little button that makes you feel like you got your money’s worth. Yes, I understand the pitch. Solid wood costs more. American labor costs more. Hand-tufted cushions take real craftsmanship. That all has value. But value is also comfort. If I’m spending three grand on a chair, I want more than good posture and rich-person living room energy. I want Sunday football comfort. I want “don’t talk to me for four hours” comfort. I want the chair to do something. This feels less like furniture and more like a museum piece you’re technically allowed to sit on. $2,999.99 and not one feature? At that price, it should recline, massage my back, warm my soul, and apologize for the delivery fee.