Kinda hilarious how this went down… >Israel: “If you just recognize we’re a country we’ll use our effective air force and intelligence agencies to help defend you from Houthis, who are our mutual enemy and we want to also defeat” > Saudi Arabia: “nah we’re gonna sign a defense agreement with Pakistan & Turkey instead!” Houthis: *attack attack* > Saudi Arabia: “Help! Help! Someone come help us!” > Houthis: “If anyone helps them we’re gonna attack you too” > Pakistan & Turkey: “ehh yeaa sorry Saudibros we only signed that pact to prevent you from becoming homies with Israel. Good luck!” > Saudi Arabia: “Help! Help! Someone come help us!” > Europe: “Best we can do issue a strongly worded condemnation on Twitter” > Israel: “Just say we’re a country and we’ll help” > Saudi Arabia: “Help! Help! Why won’t anyone come help us!?”