My neighbour offered me sex instead of the ₦35,000 she has been owing me. It's been six months since she borrowed the money. She said she needed it to complete her daughter's school fees. She has a daughter, and they have been living alone for the past year. This morning, I met her outside and politely asked when she would be able to pay me back. She smiled and said things had been very difficult. I told her I understood, but I also needed my money. She looked around, moved closer to me, pointed at her bum bum, and said, "Oga, let's go inside na." At first, I thought she was joking. When I realized she was serious, I told her that I needed my ₦35,000 and wouldn't exchange it for anything else. She sighed, shook her head, and said, "Oga, are you sure you're a man?"