MY ANTI CV. Gm Fam. Spent three weeks designing a “perfect” content strategy just to post twice and disappear for a month. Joined Web3 for the freedom. Somehow ended up checking Discord notifications like a full-time security guard. Biggest career achievement: Turned “I’ll figure it out” into an actual survival strategy. Worst trade: Sold early, watched it pump 20x, then convinced myself “profit is profit” while staring at the chart for two days straight. Useless skill: Can instantly tell when a project’s community manager is secretly exhausted. Lucky break: Posted one random late-night thought that reached more people than all the “carefully planned” content I spent hours making. Project I abandoned: Started creating a detailed Notion workspace for my goals. Spent so much time organizing it that I forgot to actually do the goals. Most consistent habit: Overthinking simple posts before tweeting them anyway. I respect what @RallyOnChain is doing because it feels built for people with unfinished stories, weird experiences, and imperfect journeys instead of polished internet personas. This is probably the most honest version of my bio.