ANTI-CV I work in tech, but half of what I know came from breaking things I was supposed to be fixing. Career lowlight ⤵️ Spent an entire weekend chasing a bug that turned out to be my own typo. I still blamed the backend for two days before accepting reality. Worst investment decision: Ignored Bitcoin because I thought it was "too late." Then spent the next few years buying random things that were actually too late. Special skill nobody pays for: I can usually tell when a crypto project is in trouble before the chart moves. Not by reading onchain data. By noticing that the team suddenly starts posting motivational quotes instead of product updates. Lucky break: Joined a random online community because I was bored one evening. Met people there who changed the direction of my career more than any course, certificate, or job application ever did. Project I never talk about: Built something I was convinced would change everything. Almost nobody used it. I was embarrassed at the time, but looking back, failing publicly taught me more than succeeding quietly ever could. Honestly, this is probably closer to my real bio than anything on LinkedIn. I like that @RallyOnChain asked for the version people usually edit out. What's the one thing that belongs on your Anti-CV but would probably never survive a job interview?