After 4 years of building, we are officially walking away from Crypto Industry > It happened over the last dinner. We tried to explain to our next-round investors what "Global Finance On-chain" is > They looked me dead in the eye and asked if I was doing drugs > Then, I showed them a ChatGPT-made deck, writing a poem about how our hamster could now trade U.S. Stocks on its own. > They immediately called us revolutionary tech and asked how much we needed to make it for a cat > I'm done, they transferred me $10M right away in the Wallet > Why spend years building complex PMF-less infrastructure to extract revenue from the same 10,000 degens > When I can just pivot to AI slop and making prompts & workflow & useless skills? > I'm going to launch an AI agent with absolutely no use case, slap https://t.co/xp9AKsDs1W domain on it, and raise another $50M > It’s the exact same hype cycle, but this time I don’t have to pretend to care about a DAO and community > I am open-sourcing my token-vesting spreadsheets. Do whatever you want with them. Happy April 1st. Thanks for the liquidity. 🥂