Glad that Snake Oil Salesmen lost.... Buy a failed Alzheimer’s drug for literal pocket change ($5M). Have your mom deployment-engineer some "creative statistics" until the dead data starts breathing. Hype the hype until you manifest the largest biotech IPO in U.S. history. Watch the drug completely crater in Phase 3, incinerating $3,000,000,000 of retail investor money. Walk away with $200M+ because losing everything "validated the parent company's business model." Retail investors got the placebos, he got the yacht, and the market called it "innovation." 💀💊📈💸 IDK what I am writing now......