
🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Some Batman genius just confused ETH (Exponential Time Hypothesis) with Ethereum. 💀😭 OpenAI is challenging decades of computational complexity theory, and this clown thinks @VitalikButerin wallet got hacked. 🤡 Bro saw three letters, skipped the entire article, and went straight to DEFCON 1. His two remaining brain cells are running on gas fees, and both transactions failed. OpenAI cracked a mathematical hypothesis. This dude cracked the record for public stupidity. 🏆💀
