NFT market check. April 1, 2026. ETH up ~8% this month. Most floors bled in ETH. Your dollar number looks the same. Your ETH number doesn't. The heavyweights: • CryptoPunks: 28.9 ETH ($61.3K) • Hypurr: 410 HYPE ($15K) • BAYC: 5.2 ETH ($10.9K) • Pudgy Penguins: 4.07 ETH ($8.5K) Above $2K: • VeeFriends: 1.65 ETH ($3.4K) • Taproot Wizards: 0.047 BTC ($3.1K) • Milady: 1.18 ETH ($2.4K) • Quirkies: 1.15 ETH ($2.4K) Mid-tier: • Moonbirds: 0.82 ETH ($1.7K) • MAYC: 0.72 ETH ($1.5K) • Good Vibes Club: 0.68 ETH ($1.4K) • Azuki: 0.68 ETH ($1.4K) • Chimpers: 0.61 ETH ($1.2K) • Claynosaurz: 13.2 SOL ($1.1K) The long tail: • Doodles: 0.47 ETH ($998) • Lil Pudgy: 0.43 ETH ($898) • Mad Lads: 8.65 SOL ($716) • Onchain Monkey: 0.009 BTC ($671) • Meebits: 0.32 ETH ($670) • Mocaverse: 0.24 ETH ($502) • Captainz: 0.23 ETH ($485) • Mfers: 0.2 ETH ($432) • Creepz: 0.17 ETH ($374) • RektGuy: 0.17 ETH ($355) • Potatoz: 0.1 ETH ($219) • Nakamigos: 0.097 ETH ($204) • Sappy Seals: 0.09 ETH ($190) • Normies: 0.083 ETH ($175) • 0N1 Force: 0.08 ETH ($166) • Azuki Elementals: 0.066 ETH ($139) • The Del Mundos: 0.065 ETH ($137) • Persona: 0.048 ETH ($100) VeeFriends and Quirkies gained in ETH this month. The other thirty didn't. How's your bag doing?