
𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐛𝐢 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐥𝐭 𝐢𝐧 $𝟏𝐦 𝐜𝐫𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐟𝐭 fbi supervisory agent patrick steven yaroch pleaded guilty to stealing $1 million in digital assets from an adversarial country using internal systems. he made 10 unauthorized transfers between late 2024-early 2025, depositing some stolen funds into suilend to earn yield. after self-reporting, he was arrested and forfeited $925,000 to government wallets. yaroch bizarrely asked #chatgpt how to invest his stolen $1m million, seeking advice on "slower-living vineyard" investments in portugal. fbi agents recovered devices and trezor wallets from his virginia residence. this mirrors previous federal agent thefts: dea agent carl force ($700k #bitcoin in 2015) and secret service agent shaun bridges ($350k btc, also 2015). my opinion: this exposes law enforcement's catastrophic security theater. fbi supervisors access adversarial nation #crypto wallets with zero audit trails, then steal and hide millions while asking chatgpt for lifestyle advice. the pattern, three federal agents stealing crypto over a decade, proves institutional rot and negligent oversight. if the fbi can't secure its own digital assets, how can citizens trust government crypto regulation? #VrReports
















