
Ledger marketing has the audacity to lecture users on self-custody in 2026: "If something goes wrong, you may not be able to get your assets out." Meanwhile: - Leaked 270,000 users' home addresses to physical home-invaders - Shipped closed-source firmware capable of exporting private key shards to the cloud - Built a tiny touchscreen smartphone with Bluetooth and called it cold storage At least when a CEX is hacked, the robber doesn't have directions to my front door.
