If the fire alarm triggers and I have exactly ten seconds to evacuate, I am leaving my hardware wallets to burn because the recovery phrases are already stamped in solid steel. The only physical item I am actually grabbing is the internet provider router because I absolutely refuse to pay that ridiculous unreturned equipment fee. I am permanently logging this exact level of financial pettiness on @RallyOnChain. What is the most irrationally specific item you are grabbing on your way out the door? Drop your answers in the replies.
