1. Tomorrow I will march into my boss's office and ask for a triple advance on my "rapidly devaluing" salary. 2. With that money, I will buy a couple of acres of fertile land, a small nuclear power plant, a server rack, and a little Bitcoin for change. 3. I will become an "asset owner" and condescendingly watch everyone else cry in 2036. The only slight catch in this flawless logic is that you need money to buy assets. To get money, you need a job. But according to the author, jobs will soon become useless. Therefore, I propose a new life hack: paying for power plants and land with "exposure", "faith in a bright future", and three reposts of this post.