Resident Evil (2026) — Walked in with high hopes. Zach Cregger after Weapons, a clean reboot, tight 90 minutes — this should’ve been a banger. It’s… fine. Average. Austin Abrams works as the panicked everyman courier dumped into one long, ugly night in Raccoon City. The gore is gross, a few set pieces hit, and it never overstays. But after all the hype it just feels like a well-made survival-horror ride that doesn’t add much once the first hour lands. No real surprise, no lasting sting. Fun enough in the moment, gone by the parking lot. Expected a new high for the franchise. Got a solid 6/10 instead. Watch it if you like the games or want a loud, bloody night out. Don’t expect Weapons 2.0. #ResidentEvil #ResidentEvil2026 #MovieReview