Crypto Twitter Starter Pack: 9 Characters Every Bear Market Summons

Bear markets are really tough on portfolios. You know what is even worse? How they affect your timeline.

Here are the nine people who always show up when the market is doing badly:

1. The "I Told You So" Guy

He said the market would go down. He has said that a lot of times. One time, he was right. He will not stop talking about it.

2. The Fundamental Value Defender

This person says the price of something does not matter because the technology behind it is still good. They say this even when they have lost a lot of money.

3. The Bear Market Is Actually Great Guy

He writes about how it is a good time to buy more. He really believes this. He has not slept in a while.

4. The Anonymous Account With 3 Followers and Strong Opinions

This person joined in October 2022. Their profile picture is a picture of a sunset. They think they know what is wrong with everything.

5. The Macro Explainer

This person says everything that happens is because of the Federal Reserve. They show a lot of charts. They are not completely wrong.. They are not really helping either.

6. The Guy Posting Memes

This person is actually really smart. They just post pictures and jokes.

7. The "This Is Healthy Correction" Person

They said everything was fine when the market was down a little. Then they said it again when it was down more. And again, when it was down more.

8. The Exit Liquidity Educator

This person showed up when the market was doing well. They posted tutorials on how to buy when the price is low. They sold their own investments before you bought.

9. The Quiet One

This person used to post a lot when the market was doing well. Now they do not post all. They say they are fine. They are not really fine.

Bear markets can be tough. After a while, all the noise goes away. Until then, your timeline is like a support group. It does not know it is a support group.

Not financial advice.

Which one of these people is always on your timeline? Tell me.