Allbirds rebrands as AI compute firm

Allbirds sold its shoe business for $39M and rebranded as NewBird AI, planning to enter GPU-as-a-service market with $50M convertible bond financing.

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MEMECOIN GRAVEYARD: PEPE vs DOGE vs SHIB 💀🔥

Most of you are chasing hype, but the reality is 99% of these coins are heading to zero. You’re just feeding the Whales while holding bags of dust.

Let’s settle this right now:

Comment "PEPE" if you think the frog still has legs. 🐸

Comment "DEAD" if you think DOGE and SHIB are relics of the past. ⚰️

My prediction? If you’re still holding these by the next cycle, you’ll be left with nothing but regret. Stop being exit liquidity. 🏹🩸

💬 DEFEND your coin in the comments if you have the guts! Let’s see who’s delusional. 👇

🚀 REPOST & FOLLOW TOX-NET. The truth hurts, but someone has to say it.

$PEPE $DOGE $SHIB #Kelp DAO disputes LayerZero exploit blame #Allbirds rebrands as AI compute firm

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$ORBS Eightco Holdings +22% Bullish catalysts: Tom Lee on the board ~10% of $WLD treasury $90M OpenAI stake (30% of treasury) $25M Beast Industries / MrBeast stake $125M fresh war chest (BitMine/ARK/Kraken) Retail’s only liquid ticket to the Altman + MrBeast + AI × Human-Verify trifecta. Still flying under the radar.

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Anthropic valued at $851 billion. Anthropic is one company. Bittensor valued at $2.33 billion. Bittensor consists of 128 companies fighting to be the next Anthropic. Easy bet. bittensor:native

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YTD returns: BTC -16% ETH -22% SOL -33% AI sector +59% One sector is repricing while everything else bleeds. Here's what's driving the divergence. The winners share three things: ① Real usage data - AKT hit ATH $5M compute spend in Q1, 80% GPU utilization - RENDER just added 60K GPUs via RNP-023 - GRASS's LCR is in production trials with three major SEO firms and one leading AI lab ② Picks-and-shovels positioning Whoever wins downstream, infra captures value - VVV sells private inference, - RENDER sells GPU compute, - GRASS sells real-time data, - AKT sells cloud Bet on the layer, not the app ③ Deflationary tokenomics - VVV: 42.7% of supply permanently burned + 25% emission cut in Feb - AKT: BME live: $1 compute spend = $0.85 AKT burned - RENDER: burn-mint equilibrium, usage = token destruction More usage, less supply The losers share patterns too: - AR/FIL: Storage is getting marginalized. AI's scarce resource is compute: storage is too cheap to decentralize - IO: Competing head-to-head with RENDER/AKT, H100 pricing $0.07 more expensive than Akash - WLD: -96% from ATH, banned in 6 countries, 28.8% circulating but 197% annual inflation Will the rally sustain? Venice: - V2 product suite live: video gen, music gen, AI agent skills - Verifiable privacy coming, cryptographic proof they don't store prompts - OpenAI acquired OpenClaw founder → VVV +130% in a week Execution velocity is the edge GRASS risk: - LCR (live context retrieval) is the core thesis, but commercialization is early - Current revenue still mainly data sales - Execution risk on the pivot from "bandwidth DePIN" to "full-stack AI data infra" Core thesis: Compute > storage Real usage > narrative hype Deflationary mechanics > inflationary distribution The AI infra mispricing is getting corrected. The question is who converts usage growth into token value capture.

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Shoe company Allbirds surges ~900% after converting to become an AI treasury company using convertible financing to acquire GPUs 😂 Maybe Saylor should pivot from Bitcoin to compute?

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