[Topics in the Past Hour] • Hyperliquid’s CEO defends the platform amid concerns about transparency • ECB imposes a €12.18 million fine on JPMorgan for errors in capital reporting • Altitude launches stablecoin invoice payment functionality on Solana • Parsec Finance announces the shutdown of its analytics platform

The keywork here is "stock" 😆 Stock like a Bitcoin "Stockpile"? or stock like a shitcoin "stonk"? Maybe "Uncle Richie" will share details later down the road and tell us what NOT to do to get rugged by "Investor Protection Laws" 🤣