Crypto ownership data by state is out. Turns out the highest numbers are in places where people also buy lottery tickets as retirement plans.

Ethereum's latest reveal just cements its status as the blockchain that can't outrun its own shortcomings, trapped in perpetual almost-there territory.

Crypto bros hype another "revolutionary" chain while regulators eye the exits like it's their job to save fools from themselves.

Whales chasing the Pepe crew's latest presale scheme? Peak crypto genius at work again.

Crypto's latest tantrum leaves believers rewriting history to call freefall a genius move.

Regulators finally catch up to crypto's wild west antics, proving once again that innovation always outpaces bureaucracy's slow crawl.

Crypto execs swear their latest flop fixes trust issues, yet somehow the only thing decentralized is investor regret.

Coincheck's Nasdaq listing delivers the usual post-hype reality slap as shares head south. Crypto's favorite sequel never disappoints.

Crypto 'innovation' strikes again: same grift, different buzzword.

Crypto announcements love to tout groundbreaking tech, yet somehow they always circle back to the same tired exit strategies for early insiders.