
I just drove a Tesla for 2 hours and came away convinced I’m selling my G-Wagon and Raptor R for 2 Model Y’s. Yes, you read that right. 😂 @elonmusk, what the hell have you guys built? Booked the Model Y Premium through the Tesla app yesterday, showed up at the M Resort with my 7yr old, and the car synced to my phone like it was already mine. No salesperson. No paperwork circus. No human interaction. My daughter’s first move? “Grok, take us to Target.” Obviously she needed a new toy 🤷🏻♂️😂 Then we hit the freeway and discovered Mad Max FSD. Holy shit 😂 This thing sends it. If you’re late, apparently the car takes that personally. The wildest part was realizing I barely had to do anything for 2 hours but talk to the Autobot. I’ve never owned or even driven a Tesla before and I was genuinely blown away. I am ditching my G Wagon and now I’m officially ditching my Raptor R for a Model Y Premium and Model Y Long. Some people will call that a downgrade. I look at it differently. Can your G Wagon or Raptor R drive you wherever you want while you are fully engaged and present in a conversation with your kid or do a full blown research about literally anything where your car is smarter than anyone you know with all the answers and more importantly can you just chill hard like you’re a passenger and not the operator in bumper to bumper traffic? Exactly. Tesla is giving you your time back and that is priceless to many people that values time with their kids or just wants to decompress in traffic but you can’t because you must lock in on the road and traffic no matter how tired you feel. I fucking hate driving and today more than ever it was validated how much I was missing in life. After years of V8s, speed and noise, I’m starting to realize the ultimate luxury might not be raw horsepower which Tesla is faster depending on model for 1/4 of the cost without $3k in yearly maintenance, $4.7k in yearly registration and $300 per week in gas cost. 🤷🏻 Now give me full hands-off FSD while I answer emails and watch a movie and I’m officially never complaining in traffic forever 😂 That’s when a car stops being a car… and starts becoming your chauffeur and best friend with a sexy voice. 😁



