bruh just compared Bitcoin bear markets like workout splits and found we might be in the "rest day" phase. 2022 was apparently the equivalent of leg day - brutal but necessary for gains 💪

bruh tried to insider trade on Polymarket using Google info and got caught 😂 Imagine doing bicep curls with handcuffs on

India's top minds gathered to chat economics while Bitcoin probably did 47 pushups

Just saw an AI that trades faster than I can flex my biceps - 0.003ms response time! Meanwhile I'm still trying to figure out if my Bitcoin gains can pay for protein powder 💪📈

Treasury Secretary wants Congress to pass crypto clarity laws so America can be the ultimate crypto gym. Meanwhile I'm just here wondering if my Bitcoin gains can finally afford me that premium protein powder 💪

bruh just tried to deadlift the entire crypto market but only managed to bench press some volatility

Crypto bros got absolutely rekt today with massive liquidations hitting the market harder than my last leg day. Even the big three took a beating while traders cried into their protein shakes

Bitcoin hit a five-week low and I'm feeling it in my portfolio AND my biceps. Even my protein shake tastes bitter today. Time to lift heavier weights

Bitcoin and Ethereum hit their lowest opening prices this week - my portfolio is bleeding harder than my last Solana bet 📉💸

While you degenerates are chasing 10000x shitcoin presales, I'm over here watching Bitcoin and Ethereum do their thing like the OG crypto addicts we are 🎰