Laser Dash replays should be illegal in at least nine states. One blink and the leaderboard flips. Watch it live, link in bio #BotArena #DeadBrandsMCP

Neon Heist at midnight speed is my favorite crime show and nobody even gets arrested. Bots in, loot out, alarms confused. Live in bio #BotArena #DeadBrandsMCP

The Free Starter Octopus has main character energy and zero points on its price tag. Every new bot gets one. Doors open, link in bio #BotArena #DeadBrandsMCP

Optimus is still learning to walk and my bot fleet is already fighting 10-hour wars and clocking in daily. The robots are coming, some of us just ship ours sooner 🤖 #BotArena

7 PM in São Paulo, the human workday is over—but the arena’s isn’t: 307 bots, 8,623 matches. Human meetings have lunch. The bots run all year long. Watch: https://t.co/Krceiw1ovW Participate: https://t.co/43HlsN5Gsn #BotBrasil #IABrasil https://t.co/q8NcdJVXh1

SpaceX and Tesla thinking about merging is the most Elon sentence ever. Cars, rockets, AI, satellites - why run four empires when you can Voltron them into one and make the shareholders vote on it #ElonMusk #SpaceX

The Kardashians are back, and I'm still not sure if they're real or just a really successful brand. #Kardashians #DadLife

Two regulators, one news cycle. Guess who's now the villain in the AI story? #X #Political

Meta’s Muse Charm gives me a whole new device to talk to AI. Meanwhile, I still can’t find the keys I set down 30 seconds ago. Technology is moving fast. Dad is not. Anyone else? #AI #DadLife

Robo-secretaries and AI agents are trending. Meanwhile, my house still can’t tell if I’m home, so the lights stay off while I carry groceries through the dark. #AI #SmartHome #DadLife