

Netnet Capital team is flexing metrics and talking about successful launch of Subway Runner... Meanwhile, 2 vibecoders literally drained their entire mechanic and became the #1 and #2 top holders. Here is the breakdown directly from one of the guys who farmed them: 🧵👇 "First decent cook of the bull run (if we’re even in one). Spent the last few months trying to get good at on-chain analytics, so hadn't been actively cooking. Two nights ago, I'm watching the feed and notice everyone sending $10 clips to this CA: 0x8154e35166f21305adac82f95b54de8acd44d23a. Instantly smelled pure degen activity. Hit up the group chat, did some digging - turns out it’s a Subway Surfers / Chrome dino style runner game by NetNet. Their shitcoin was sitting at a $90M cap at the time, so I figured if their token is holding that kind of valuation, there’s definitely meat on the bone. Normally, their games are pure casino trash: deposit cash, pray to RNGesus, or get rekt. But why not test it? Played a run manually and noticed that at the end of each game there was a draw. Checked their TG and reverse-engineered the contract - turns out there’s an N% chance to win an NFT from their collection. Their previous official collection had crazy volume and peaked hard, so my degen senses started tingling: this was a hidden gem. Literally 15 minutes later, they pause the game. Perfect timing - gave us room to prep. By that point, I had already captured the WSS traffic and requests. Their game logic was using a basic commit-reveal scheme: courseCommit = keccak256(serverSecret) seed = keccak256(serverSecret ++ playerSalt ++ runId) Meaning: right at game start, the server literally sent us the secret, allowing us to compute the seed and reconstruct the entire track in advance. The game loop: 3 lanes, 30 coins, 3600 ticks to finish (60 seconds). You dodge obstacles while longing/shorting NVDA. 3 hits = you lose the full $10. Complete a flawless run = you collect all coins to refund your stake and it only burns ~$0.20 in fees, giving you an almost free roll at the NFT lottery. In the era of AI and vibecoding, this was child's play. My boy XXX and I started spinning up bots in parallel. Ended up deploying his script since he coded it faster. We simulated runs, got a 100% win rate, set up a websocket listener for when the contract unpauses, and went to bed. Woke up at 6 AM, and literally 30 seconds later the game goes live. We spun up the bots - 5 minutes in, we already bagged our first NFT. Then came the scaling phase. At first, the team didn't give a single fuck - no Cloudflare, no rate limiting, not even a basic 429. We ran 10 wallets simultaneously. After a few hours, they finally threw in a primitive 429, and that was it. No bot protection, no captcha, nothing. They didn’t even enforce single-session checks per wallet, so we were running multiple concurrent instances on the exact same address (literally impossible to do manually). The bots printed flawlessly. At one point, our load was crashing live games for actual manual players, forcing the team to repeatedly pause the game to fix lag. Every time they brought it back up, we resumed blasting. Total mint size was 1,060 NFTs. We scooped over 20% of the entire supply. Then came the funny part: the collection had zero secondary volume. Time for a little social engineering. We hopped into their TG playing dumb, gently nudging the admins: 'Hey guys, might want to tweet that the game is live and apply for OpenSea verification!' The final tally: * Total capital spent on fees/burns: ~$1,700 * Total NFTs pulled: ~50–60 pieces (friends got a similar bag) * PnL: Dumped most of the floor tier into bids today at $200–$300 a pop, still holding some. Nothing crazy for a real bull run, but an easy 5-figure profit for a couple of hours of vibecoding."

TWAP is a piece of crap that changes nothing. The people who manipulate markets on weekends — and they only do it on weekends — don’t give a fck whether they pump or dump in the last 3 seconds of the close or 30 seconds before. Volumes are dead on weekends, the chart is completely stagnant, so this 30s TWAP changed absolutely nothing. I suspect this wonderful market update was done solely to sell users on Chainlink's new price feed plan.

Honestly not surprised. Polymarket employee publicly offered help with eu-west-2 access and sponsored API keys. I DMed. Got no access, no API keys. And the Chainlink deflection was kinda funny. He said they offer paid services to anyone and will remove the Polymarket name from the UI soon. Meanwhile Polymarket announced the TWAP switch a few days ago and Chainlink already has a special plan for TWAP feeds (they even quietly renamed it from “Polymarket Market Maker” to “Elite Market Maker”). They clearly know what Chainlink is doing. LMAO

I'm shocked. Polymarket runs like a company with three Indians in office. Not only do I have to go through KYC just to get normal API latency, but I have to fill it out via a GOOGLE FORM, wait for a reply for a MINIMUM of several weeks, and on top of that their "live chat" ignores me for days. But when it comes to quietly jacking up commissions on the championship higher than the bookies - they're the first ones.

Just a reminder who Kaito is. Below are the current token prices from their pre-TGE campaign. 0G: -98% Bless: -96% Camp Network: -99.9% Hana: -87% Monad: -55% Novastro: -99.4% Theoriq: -94% Union: -99% Allora: -68% Boundless: -98% Eclipse: -99.7% Goat Network: -95% Infinex: -76% Lombard: -93% Mira: -98% Multibank: -96% Sidekick: -99.97% Succinct: -89% Warden: -97% Anoma: -96% Caldera: -95% Fogo: -86% Irys: -85% Mitosis: -94% OpenLedger: -91% Somnia: -95% Turtle: -87% Do you think a collaboration with X can clear their reputation?





