Let’s all go to zero together. Brazil’s largest exchange, Mercado Bitcoin, was hacked. Chainalysis calculated 49 million U across 17 chains. The official report says 38 million. Funny enough, Brazil is also a major crypto nation— seems even the central bank supports fiat on/off ramps 😂 https://t.co/3B8z3U6kyb
I hold: 1 Legendary 4 Epic 11 Rare 19 Common 167,000 Waves points in Season 1 295,000 Waves points in Season 2 How am I supposed to lose????
So funny—I cleaned up my X follows and found most were zombie accounts from Web3 projects that stopped updating 😂 The crypto industry has officially entered a ridiculous phase where there are more project teams than retail investors!!!
After granting X account permissions to Grok Bot, what has it been doing for the past month? Analyzing account data and providing improved operational recommendations Monitoring project accounts for new announcements or funding rounds and alerting me Reviewing all direct messages and message requests daily to identify important ones Still, after reviewing the X data over the past three months, I’m feeling a bit down.
Daily Crypto Knowledge Lesson — Why 99% of Meme Coins Drop to Zero Factual Data: Between January 2024 and March 2025, over 7 million tokens on PumpFun had more than five trades — yet 98.6% of them essentially dropped to zero. Yes, the coins you chased are most likely among them. Reason 1: Bonding Curve — The Earlier You Buy, the Cheaper It Is Every new purchase pushes the price higher. Early holders acquired their tokens at the floor price; when they dump, everyone who bought later gets stuck at the peak. Reason 2: Sniper Bots Enter Instantly at Launch The median time for the first purchase is 0 seconds — you’re still refreshing the page, and the bots are already in. 84% of meme projects have sniper bots lying in wait. Even more extreme: over 15,000 tokens were self-sniped by the creators themselves — and 55% of these self-sniped tokens were sold out and dumped within one minute. Reason 3: Funds Distributed Across Multiple Wallets Tokens are split across dozens of new wallets, making it seem like ownership is widely dispersed — but behind it all is often just one person. These linked wallets collectively hold over 30% of the total supply. Thanks to @bot for sending me these daily educational updates!
