

The worse the market, the more people want to run ads to recover. The worse the market, the fewer people have budgets for advertising. With fewer campaigns and less budget, it’s impossible to afford top influencers. So if you see big influencers running ads during a downturn, pay attention— they still have money; copy them!

I know $BNB is going to drop, but I can’t bring myself to sell or short it—what’s wrong with me? Those who participated can claim their remaining BNB. 6 BNB distributed 409 coins. At the opening price of $1, the profit per order is already substantial. Alpha needs to be earned, but could we also give BNB holders some compensation? https://t.co/9jAwdhaBsS

I’m about to cry from being so stupid. My $BNB somehow got put into a fixed-term deposit with auto-renewal, and I didn’t even notice. Now my collateralized borrowing limit is completely used up—I have to go buy more. Previously, everyone always came to me to borrow BNB; now it’s me asking others to lend me some…

Now everything you tweet gets criticized. Post a joke: "You keep yapping— I’m here to trade crypto, not listen to your jokes." Explain a token’s logic: "Fraud, just tell me which one to buy." Mention a token name: "Asshole, spamming altcoin ads again." Share data without naming the token: "Hate this mysterious crap." Post an ad: "No one criticizes me— because there’s no ad."

After scrolling through so much data, I still couldn’t find any coin to invest in, so let me share a little piece of my past. Over the past few days, I was going through old spreadsheets and stumbled upon my ad promotion records from 2022—there were detailed entries for ads priced at $1–$200 each. Back then, I was landing over $7,000 in ads per month. When I asked others who were doing the same at the time, they said they were earning even more than I was. Now? I can’t even land a single ad. 🥹

Let me mention a few others with less hype. Yesterday was strange—right after midnight, several tokens surged, but shortly after, they crashed hard. I couldn’t figure out what was going on; now they’re all sitting on the loss leaders list. One is ethereum:0x6c76de483f1752ac8473e2b4983a873991e70da7. I noticed in the afternoon that the funding rate was positive, but the borrowing rate spiked sharply—this wasn’t arbitrage activity. That leaves only one plausible explanation: whales trying to reduce selling pressure. Open interest was gradually increasing, then precisely at midnight it surged, only to crash just as quickly. This looks like a test of the market—probably didn’t get the response they wanted, so they retreated to the loss leaders list. Another is ethereum:0xc477b6dfd26ec2460b3b92de18837fd476ea7549. It shot up suddenly, then dropped just as fast. If there’s any intent here, it seems like a market test—when no clear counterparty appeared, they closed many positions and reduced open interest. The third is $BRIB, which is still on the gainers list. It’s been rising for several days, but open interest and spot volume remain modest, with a negative funding rate. Three days ago, futures started net outflowing—and now both spot and futures are seeing continued outflows.






