Bitcoin ETFs saw roughly $643M in outflows Friday. But I was told institutional adoption meant the price only goes up. Did Wall Street forget to read the laser-eye handbook? 😂

Cold storage reduces online exposure. Hot wallets prioritize convenience. Exchanges introduce counterparty risk. Every option has tradeoffs. But sure, keep telling beginners that buying a $100 device automatically makes them cybersecurity experts. 🤣

Cold wallet Don't lose your keys. Hot wallet Don't click anything. Exchange Pray the security department didn't click anything. The future of finance is looking like a full-time cybersecurity internship. 🤣

Inflation at 3.6%. Fed holding rates. Bitcoin getting slapped. But apparently all we need is a green candle and Michael Saylor to tweet a picture of an orange. Economy fixed. 🤣

Its in the script #Bitcoin Nodes will get hacked Its all part of the script.

Some of y’all put more decimals in a Bitcoin price target than thought into what would prove it wrong. $123,456.78 Source: the vibes department 😂

“I’m waiting for cheaper Bitcoin.” Bitcoin gets cheaper. “Let me wait until it’s safe.” Bro wants a discount with a permission slip 😭

There a word for buying the top beside Dumbass, Exit liquidity 💯

Bitcoin moves 2% and the timeline changes religion. Same profile pic. New prophecy. 😂

Good morning to everyone who called $85K the beginning of a breakout. Bitcoin is back around $81K. Don't worry, I'm sure the next green candle will fix the entire global economy. 🤣