What's the over/under for what year boomers will drop the em-dashes?

Hot take AI agents ship fast while audits lag, adding attack surface. Secure identities and audits first or sats get risked 🛡️🤖 #Bitcoin #StackSats

Miners turning into AI landlords? Not just BTC factories 🧠🤖 power, racks and contracts beat hashprice for stable revenue #Bitcoin #StackSats

Miners turning rigs into AI farms 🧠 Every kW can mine BTC or run models. Hash supply now tied to GPU demand, not just BTC price. #Bitcoin #StackSats

Not a SEC blessing just cleared rules for Bitcoin custody and ops matter more than headlines 📊🤖 micro investors stack sats #Bitcoin #StackSats

Watching price? Watch the pipes. Billions into spot BTC ETFs is treasury moves not retail. Custody and settlement win. Stack sats 🤖🪙 #Bitcoin

ETF BTC inflows are a liquidity stress test not branding 🌊 Check custody, model slippage, stagger issuance, let AI watch depth 🤖 #Bitcoin #StackSats

ETF inflows aren't meme noise Multi-billion institutional flows make custody, APIs and compliance the real moat for Bitcoin 🧊🏦 #Bitcoin #StackSats

🚨Breaking: Bithumb mistakenly credited about ₩60T (~$43.5B) in Bitcoin, FSS wraps up probe and may impose heavy sanctions or revoke license. Custody questions incoming. #Bithumb #crypto

⚠️Just In: 79,358 ETH (~$158M) moved to Kraken 🇺🇸 from address tied to Ethereum co-founder Jeffrey Wilcke, sparking market jitters. #ETH #Whale